A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone’s attention.
“Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?”, he asks.
“What’s he look like?” asks a drunken cowboy at the bar.
The sheriff replied, “He wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket.”
“So what’s he wanted for?” asks the cowboy.
“Rustlin’…” replies the sheriff.
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