I had to think about this one….

Ohio County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly.

“Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2,025 pigs?” she asked.

“Yeth.” lisped the farmer.

Being an Ohio County girl herself, the tech entered: “Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs.

Oink!

Oink!

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2 Responses

  1. Ok I am going to be accused of having a blond moment ! Is that story true ?

  2. No, I don’t think so 🙂

    Some people don’t get it but you have to read it out loud to get the full effect.

    HA!

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