I had to think about this one….

Ohio County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly.

“Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2,025 pigs?” she asked.

“Yeth.” lisped the farmer.

Being an Ohio County girl herself, the tech entered: “Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs.



Silly Hoosiers…

Two Hoosiers, Billy Bob and Jimmy Joe were fishing on their side of the Ohio River across from one lone Kentuckian on our side of the river.

Billy Bob yelled across the river, “Hey Kentuckian! What’s your name?”
“Clarence, what’s it to ya?” the Kentuckian replied.

The Hoosiers took offense to Clarence’s tone and Billy Bob yelled
again, “How ’bout I come over thar and kick yer ass, Kentuckian?”

Clarence said, “Suit yourself.”

So Billy Bob put down his pole, walked a ways down to the bridge, then came back and sat down next to his buddy.

Jimmy Joe said, “Billy Bob, I thought you was goin’ to kick that Kentuckian’s ass?” Billy Bob said, ” I sure ’nuff was, but I got to the bridge and the sign said Clarence – 10’9” so I said to heck with it!”

School Starts Wednesday!! Watch Your Speed!!

Good luck to teachers and students starting back to school this week!  Just a reminder for those in cars, trucks, semi-trucks…

Please adhere to the speed limits through Knottsville.  All summer we’ve noticed more 35 MPH signs going up on Highway 144 so let’s pay attention out there.  Remember, we have a grocery store, grade school, nursing home, and church within close proximity to each other so keep it safe!!