A Little Poem for a Sunny Day

It is Summer
I shall never see a sky as blue
I shall never see a cloud so white
I shall never see another day like it
Because I looked into the sun with binoculars

Happy Father’s Day!!

It’s Fathers Day. You should stop giving your parents clothes. Even when you were conceived, your Mom got a maternity dress and your Dad got a paternity suit. Today just give the old man some of your time. That’s the one thing we all run out of.

Quick Joke

Q:  How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A:  A buccaneer..