‘A’ for Effort..

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’ St. Peter asked.

‘Well, I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered.

‘On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman.  I directed them to leave her alone,
but they wouldn’t listen.  So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker
and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,
and threw it on the ground.  I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick
the crap out of all of you!’

St. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’

‘Couple of minutes ago.’

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JOKE TIME:

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, “Wash. Biol. Surv.” until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: “Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible.”

I guess he should have come to the FISH FRY instead!!