From the Infamous Red Green..

Our prayers go out to all the pregnant women going into labour today. They have a real chance of their child being born on April Fool’s Day. Surprisingly nine months ago was July 1st. What are the chances that your reward for celebrating Independence day is a dependant? Unlikely but obviously not inconceivable.

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  1. Hey , Happy April Fool’s Day!

    A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
    Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl.
    “I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!”
    “That’s okay, dearie,” the aunt replied. “After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway.”

    Happy April Fool’s Day!

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